Saturday, June 24, 2017

Talk Talk Talk

Kirk: "Negotiation?! What's all the talk for? Fire the damn torpedoes, already!"

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Low Entry

"I guess they don't make shuttlecraft doors as tall as they used to, eh Number One?"

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Cue the Photo

"And this is our new Romulan nemesis, Shinzon. You can tell he's a clone of myself because, like me, he is a drop-out of the Intergalactic Hair Club for Men."

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Fire Drill

"Spock, the next time you feel like calling a 'Chinese fire drill', DON'T!"

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Overdue Promotion

In an act of desparation and total insanity, Harry decided to promote himself by secretly stealing everyone else's rank pips overnight.